Hello all! I'm alive and well. There are some flashy photos behind the cut to prove it.

And here's what I cut off. It'll be donated eventually.

Awesome silver jacket is awesome!

Check out my shiny new business card. I'm a professional!

Job is going well. I'm doing a fabulous job if the numbers are correct. Car is being a douche. I had a blowout on the highway (scariest experience to date) and I'm broke as hell after getting raped by my bank with overdraft fees. But, eh, life goes on.

And here's what I cut off. It'll be donated eventually.

Awesome silver jacket is awesome!

Check out my shiny new business card. I'm a professional!

Job is going well. I'm doing a fabulous job if the numbers are correct. Car is being a douche. I had a blowout on the highway (scariest experience to date) and I'm broke as hell after getting raped by my bank with overdraft fees. But, eh, life goes on.

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Lookin' good, hun! x
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